@Override
public String receive(Combat c, int damage, Result modifier, Character target) {
if (modifier == Result.miss) {
return String.format(
"%s aims a slap at %s ass, but %s %s it.",
getSelf().subject(),
target.nameOrPossessivePronoun(),
target.pronoun(),
target.action("dodge"));
}
if (modifier == Result.special) {
String victim = target.hasBalls() ? "balls" : "c**t";
String hood = target.hasBalls() ? "manhood" : "womanhood";
return String.format(
"%s bends %s over like a misbehaving child and spanks %s"
+ " ass twice. The third spank aims lower and connects solidly with %s %s, "
+ "injuring %s %s along with %s pride.",
getSelf().subject(),
target.nameDirectObject(),
target.possessivePronoun(),
target.possessivePronoun(),
victim,
target.possessivePronoun(),
hood,
target.possessivePronoun());
} else {
return String.format(
"%s lands a stinging slap on %s bare ass.",
getSelf().subject(), target.nameOrPossessivePronoun());
}
}
@Override
public String receive(Combat c, int damage, Result modifier, Character target) {
if (modifier == Result.miss) {
return String.format(
"%s tries to yank off %s %s, but %s %s to hang onto it.",
getSelf().subject(),
target.nameOrPossessivePronoun(),
stripped.getName(),
target.pronoun(),
target.action("manage"));
} else {
String msg =
String.format(
"%s grabs a hold of %s %s and yanks it off before %s can stop %s.",
getSelf().subject(),
target.nameOrPossessivePronoun(),
stripped.getName(),
target.pronoun(),
getSelf().directObject());
if (modifier == Result.critical && extra != null) {
msg +=
String.format(
" Before %s can react, %s also strips off %s %s!",
target.subject(), getSelf().name, target.possessivePronoun(), extra.getName());
}
return msg;
}
}
@Override
public String receive(Combat c, int magnitude, Result modifier, Character target) {
switch (modifier) {
case critical:
return String.format(
"Smiling down on %s, %s spreads %s legs and tickles %s butt with %s tail."
+ " %s how the tail itself is slick and wet as it"
+ " slowly pushes through %s anus, spreading %s cheeks apart. %s"
+ " pumps it in and out a for a few times before taking it out again.",
target.nameDirectObject(),
getSelf().subject(),
target.possessivePronoun(),
target.possessivePronoun(),
getSelf().possessivePronoun(),
Global.capitalizeFirstLetter(target.subjectAction("notice")),
target.possessivePronoun(),
target.possessivePronoun(),
getSelf().subject());
case miss:
return String.format(
"%s tries to peg %s with her tail but %s %s to clench"
+ " %s butt cheeks together in time to keep it out.",
getSelf().subject(),
target.nameDirectObject(),
target.pronoun(),
target.action("manage"),
target.possessivePronoun());
case normal:
return String.format(
"%s suddenly moves very close to %s. %s an attack from the front"
+ " and %s to move back, but %s up shoving %s tail right up %s ass.",
getSelf().subject(),
target.nameDirectObject(),
Global.capitalizeFirstLetter(target.subjectAction("expect")),
target.action("try", "tries"),
target.action("end"),
getSelf().possessivePronoun(),
target.possessivePronoun());
case special:
return String.format(
"%s smirks and wiggles %s tail behind %s back. %s briefly %s "
+ "at it and %s the appendage move behind %s. %s to keep it"
+ " out by clenching %s butt together, but a squeeze of %s"
+ " v****a breaks %s concentration, so the tail slides up %s ass"
+ " and %s almost %s it as %s c**k and ass are stimulated so thoroughly"
+ " at the same time.",
getSelf().subject(),
getSelf().possessivePronoun(),
target.nameOrPossessivePronoun(),
Global.capitalizeFirstLetter(target.pronoun()),
target.action("look"),
target.action("see"),
target.directObject(),
Global.capitalizeFirstLetter(target.subjectAction("try", "tries")),
target.possessivePronoun(),
getSelf().nameOrPossessivePronoun(),
target.possessivePronoun(),
target.possessivePronoun(),
target.pronoun(),
target.action("lose"),
target.possessivePronoun());
case intercourse:
return String.format(
"%s smirks and coils %s tail around in front of %s. %s briefly %s "
+ "at it and %s the appendage move under %s and %s. %s to keep it"
+ " out by clamping %s legs together, but a squeeze of %s"
+ " ass breaks %s concentration, so the tail slides smoothly into %s pussy.",
getSelf().subject(),
getSelf().possessivePronoun(),
target.nameDirectObject(),
Global.capitalizeFirstLetter(target.pronoun()),
target.action("look"),
target.action("see"),
target.directObject(),
target.action("panic"),
Global.capitalizeFirstLetter(target.subjectAction("try", "tries")),
target.possessivePronoun(),
getSelf().nameOrPossessivePronoun(),
target.possessivePronoun(),
target.possessivePronoun());
case strong:
return String.format(
"%s hugs %s from behind and rubs %s chest against %s back."
+ " Distracted by that, %s managed to push %s tail between %s"
+ " ass cheeks and started tickling %s %s with the tip.",
getSelf().subject(),
target.nameDirectObject(),
getSelf().possessivePronoun(),
target.possessivePronoun(),
getSelf().pronoun(),
getSelf().possessivePronoun(),
target.possessivePronoun(),
target.possessivePronoun(),
target.hasBalls() ? "prostate" : "sensitive insides");
default:
return "<<This should not be displayed, please inform The Silver Bard: TailPeg-receive>>";
}
}